0:00 – Starting watch timer, that strap is a bit loose
0:05 – No, woah far too tight what the heck no one's wrist is that tiny. Well, maybe if I trained like everyday of my life, ok no wait that's stupid
0:07 – "Why am I training? Oh you know, to fit into my watch strap."
0:30 – La la la la, running running running
1:00 – Down the hill is fuuuuun! Even though we've just beguuuun, I'm rhyming in my head and over there can see the suuuuun
1:01 – How am I not a rapper. A running rapper. A running wrapper who raps. *Business Venture!!!!*
1:03 – Wow, the sun is really pretty
1:03.5 – Oh gosh no ow
1:04 – Back to the road back to the road eyes back to the road
1:05 – Car, stop. Gah hate stopping can't you see I'm already tired here no fair
1:07 – Whhhyyy are you angry I stopped! Ok no you're not angry that's just your face. Why does your face look angry you should come for a run it relieves road rage stress by causing it for motorists
5:00 – Five minutes in, yeah life only many minutes to go
5:07 – Check watch again. Nice still going good job
13:00 – Tighten pony tail
14:30 – Oh it's going to be one of those runs, is it hairtie I blindly invested way too much faith in?
14:35 – WHHHHHHYYYYY!!!!!!! You're a stretchy one!!!!!!!! You liiieeeeed
15:00 – Retying hair retying hair is fun to do at the liiiights pretend I'm a real athlete, jog on the spot not even tired
15:30 – So tired
37:30 – Pretty sure that guy passed me fifteen minutes ago, is he walking a cat or a dog? Cat...dog....cat...dog.....
38:00 – Omg Cat definitely cat. Whaat! People are so weirrrrd
38:10 – Oh no wait, that's a dog. Ew ugly dog. Why would you walk your dog if it looked so questionably like an ugly cat. Dog. Catdog.
39:00 – Catdog was a really creepy program. Catdog, oooh Catdog, Alone in the world with a little Catdaaawg.
47:00 – Hhhmm mmhhmm Caaaatdaawg
49:30 – Gaaaah so many cyclists. Ok you own the road WE GET IT. Cycle on
52:00 – Oh my word that woman's hair is amazing. How does she get it to bounce like that
52:30 – I wonder if my hair bounces like that
54:00 – Reflectiooon in a building! Oh wow
54:02 – My hair does NOT bounce like that
55:00 – Maybe if I run differently with more of a bounce
55:10 – Well that was stupid and uncalled for
55:15 – Did anyone see me? At least no one saw me. Oh crap why is that guy running like that and laughing
15:20 – Heeeeeeyyyyy Juliiiiaaaann
56:00 – No I've got a sore calves, calf, my calf, it is sore. Yeah, so I bounce to shake it out. Uh huh. No idea what I did to it, noooo. Sure it'll be absolutely fine. No I don't need new shoes
57:00 – THREE MINUTES!!! Three minutes three minutes three minutes to go I don't know am I excited? HEY YEAH I THINK SO!
60:20 – You want me to run where? No, come on. This isn't funny. Your coach humour is lost on me
60:30 – Don't make me sad don't make me cry sometimes the run is tough and the road gets rough I don't know why, oh no wait yes I do, because you're making me do it
61:40 – Up the hill to finish, stupidest hill in New Zealand
61:45 – Why do we need hills anyway if you're short and can't see stuff just get stilts. Or grow
63:00 – Can my laces please please come undone
63:15 – I am willing you to come undone
64:00 – COME
64:01 – UNDONE
65:00 – I, can see, the park, where, we, are finishing
67:30 – Hello water bottle!!! Let's be best friends forever until you're empty and USELESS to me in my pursuit of extreme hydration!
69:00 – HARDEST RUN OF.MY.LIFE
69:30 – Stretchy stretchy stretch stretch
71:00 – Ok that wasn't even that hard I was fine
71:10 – That was fun, see you guys tomorrow.
71:30 – So NOW you come undone.